tfw when high and at a family reunion
great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!
me: where
sniffing:

ok wow

sniffing:

ok wow

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

vaporwave-official:

When someone knows who you are

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scrapes:

STOP

scrapes:

STOP

allyson-wonderlnd:

flashthepremium:

allyson-wonderlnd:

I don’t know who did all these, but I tip my hat to them.

Aragorn is an Avenger now, apparantly.

It’s not stated that he is.

benjoyment:

48 Shades of Lightning 
Taken from last night’s thunderstorm.
(color hues are unretouched)

stalecupcakess:

muffinandcakecrossing:

jmemad:

"Your pockets are full. Do you want to swap it out or let it go?"

omfg


WHO BRPUGHT THIS BACK

stalecupcakess:

muffinandcakecrossing:

jmemad:

"Your pockets are full. Do you want to swap it out or let it go?"

omfg

WHO BRPUGHT THIS BACK

handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

electraidentity:

shrek gets naughty: pornorgephy