thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via dutchster)

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

(via the-face-of-yo)

ianstagram:

Fun fact there’s a white noise generator that allows you to add a swarm of bees, spooky child giggles, and the shrieks of monkeys over calming rainforest sounds

(via egberts)

pritcharddawkins:

fuck off google i’m not buying you a guitar

pritcharddawkins:

fuck off google i’m not buying you a guitar

(via d0nn0)

ugly:

im such a white girl i love sticking starbucks up my ass

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

(Source: ssanra, via dutchster)

(via joshpeck)

deadliestduck:

did anyone do this yet

deadliestduck:

did anyone do this yet

(via karscile)

togeplease:

I thought animal crossing was made for kids

togeplease:

I thought animal crossing was made for kids

mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

(via slightlyawkwardturtle)

dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

pastelmorgue:

dewogong:

- from Adventure Time (“The Pit”)

this is meant for CHILDREN

(Source: dewogong, via rosebelikova)